I have my Illudium Modulator pointed at you whilst you sit there at your computer seeking out my secrets.

My Commander K-9 and I are hovering over the Earth in our Martian Maggot spaceship. You have made us very angry! Your planet is obstructing our perfect view of Venus and what's more you clutter up space, and portray us Martians along with other galactic races as monsters.

Commander K-9 and I have discussed our plan of action and when we considered these factors, and that your only representatives who have tried to 'negotiate' with us are Duck Dodgers, Porky Pig and Bugs Bunny, it seems that we are doing you all a favour...

As our application to the Mars Court for a permit to annihilate you was unsuccessful, it seems we will cease and desist until our action is validated by our successful appeal currently in process.

You have limited time...